Zultan’s Fearless College Football Projections: Week Two 9
Zultan should be very humble after week one of his vaunted football predictions.
He was tempted to supersede his All-Seeing Powers and was punished for his arrogance. He became human, sad to say…
The NCAA football gods, therefore, struck him down.
Hordes of you outguessed Zultan who quivers in shame and humiliation with a mere 10-4 record in week one.
The mighty one has learned two valuable lessons in predicting the outcome of football contests.
(1) When in doubt in projected close contests, always pick the home team. For example do not pick Connecticut to overcome Michigan in Big Blue’s house or Purdue to get the best of the Irish in South Bend no matter how much the crystal ball tempts you.
(2) Also always make sure that the team you select is going to be playing––Zultan did not realize that half of the North Carolina team would be sitting on the sidelines when he made his ill-fated prediction that NC would win this contest.
Besides that, the Gophers have always been a thorn in the side of the all-seeing one.
So now you think Zultan is an easy mark. If so, try him again this week and learn your lesson as Zultan did––the hard way!
Zultan senses redemption coming his way this week big time. Click here to pit your puny powers of prognostication against the mighty Zultan for a chance to win a prize.
See the end of this prediction for a comprehensive list of all of you who smote the Zultan, scorched his crystal ball in week one. Do the hokey-pokey one time around the room and come back for week two!