Cup Of Joe: .05 Points From Fantasy Football Greatness 1
I now know what the Buffalo Bills and Scott Norwood feel like. Missing out on your dreams by the slimmest of margins.
They have wide right.
I have .05 points. Yes, that’s five one hundredths of a point.
I have never won a fantasy football championship.
I could be considered the biggest fantasy football bridesmaid of all time.
A half a dozen trips to the big show and I have nothing to show for it. But, this one hurt more than all the others combined.
I was playing my biggest rival. Good versus Evil. Darth versus Luke.
Against the man who had the audacity to pour a beer on me at a bachelor party.
Not spill, literally pour.
I was trying to rid tyranny from the Earth! I wanted revenge!