Fearless Zultan Predicts College Football Winners in Week 6 34
Iowa State self destructed last week.
It was an agonizing week for the all-seeing seer as four of his ten picks went South on October 1.
In retrospect, Zultan offers these occult words of wisdom to the Iowa State Cyclones, “In the future, if you are going to shoot yourself in the foot, do not use a sub machine gun.”
Prior to the Texas vs. Iowa State debacle, Arkansas came back to thwart Texas A & M as the Aggies failed by five points. Zultan could not believe his eyes as he watched A&M’s second collapse in a row. Someone must tell the Aggies that the game lasts 60 minutes, not 45.
Even playing in Columbus, Ohio State could only hold on, losing by three. It could have been even uglier. But MSU quarterback Kirk Cousins spared the Buckeyes abject humiliation by doing his own Spartan version of self-destruction in key moments.
Zultan blames his cloudy crystal ball which continues to conjure up images from 2010.
But the pigskin prognosticator’s biggest miss was Clemson who stomped on Virginia Tech 23-3 without mercy. This Tiger is all business and will claim the ACC in 2011. Zultan made a note to himself—C Rules in ACC.
What is more—to heap on massive degradation— almost three score of you recorded better results that the Mighty One. Zultan has barricaded himself in Mom’s garage, pouting and throwing rocks at a poster of Paul Rhoads. Where was the triple overtime win when you really needed it, Coach?
Those surpassing the great one will be listed at the end of this article along with appropriate, if begrudging accolades.
Next up for the all-seeing seer—Week 2 in the Big Ten, Week 6 overall in the college football season.
Zultan offers you another week of difficult picks daring you to try to outguess him again. If you feel lucky, or even if you don’t, click here to make your picks and see if you can surpass the big Z this coming Saturday.
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