Posted on
December 08, 2010 by
JA Allen
In December the 2010 college football landscape lays wasted after a full season of all-out assault featuring vicious sacks and bone-cracking tackles.
The aerial attacks landed bomb after bomb as receivers somersaulted into opponents’ end zones to light up the scoreboard.
Finally, the victors have risen through the ranks undefeated to lay claim to the No. 1 ranking. This year we are sure––there can be no lingering doubts about who has the best football team in the nation? That indisputable team will be crowned on January 10th. Right?
On then to the anachronistic bowl system which will provide further clarity to the overriding question of who deserves to be playing in the final game of the season. It will all be clear at the end, won’t it, since we have the computer rankings – the infallible BCS?
If you believe this propaganda, you live in Fantasy Land. The All-Seeing Zultan spits in the eye of the BCS and the hordes of college football analysts pocketing millions of dollars who hawk this meaningless bowl system as scientific. Pah-leez.
These network and cable drones know no more than hapless Zultan who––like Chris Fowler–– wishes to see a true play-off system in place.
Crowning a national champion remains largely one huge popularity contest based on tenuous circuitous thought processes. You have major college football conference opponents generally playing a slate of cupcakes during the non-conference season––followed by beating each other up during a hard-fought schedule of conference games.
Because all the meaningful contests during the college football season are held between conference rivals, the only thing we really know for sure is which teams are the best in their respective conferences.
Ranking the conferences against each other is all smoke and mirrors. This year we assume the SEC and the Big Ten are the two best. Based on what? Scant statistical evidence if you ask me.
Why not give a berth to each team that has better than a 500 mark in their conference and send them off into a playoff system. Details could be developed to enhance and complement the current bowl system and money could be made once again for everyone except the players who provide the game. The irony never escapes the All-Seeing Zultan.
In the current bowl system, Zultan complains vehemently, Michigan State and Boise State, to name two, got royally clipped. Michigan State at 11-1 has every right to play their way into a national championship game––just as does Boise State, Alabama, Stanford, Ohio State, Wisconsin, TCU and on and on.
All teams ranked in the top ten or even the top 25 deserve a chance to go for the Championship. Because, realistically, how excited do you think Oklahoma or Alabama is going to be playing in the Acme Chipped Beef Bowl after working all season for a shot at the top spot?
Zultan ended his regular season gig spinning in the Toilet Bowl, going down 4-6 in his last forecast where once again he picked against Auburn. Click here to find out all the winners who scored well against the All-Seeing One throughout the 2010 season as well as all other prize winners.
But here it is again – the great Zultan’s Bowl Challenge––a whole new contest and a new chance to win something.
Click here to enter your picks and let us see who is better at selecting winners––you or me, the Mighty Zultan, who promises either to come to your house and sing the theme song for Goldfinger or give you a prize worth something.
Actually anyone who does better than the Big Z will be entered into a drawing for $100 PayPal card and everyone who enters will be entered into a drawing for one of three $15 iTunes cards. These prizes provided by our sponsor Sports Then and Now.
Let the games begin!
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