Posted on
October 26, 2010 by
JA Allen
Zultan - Football Prognosticator Extraordinaire
Zultan suffered an almost mortal blow this past weekend as he was stampeded by a herd of pesky badgers in Iowa, spending the rest of the weekend picking turf out of his teeth.
To add to his misfortunes, the BCS No. 1 ranked team, the Oklahoma Sooners, also lost.
Luckily, for Iowa, they do not have to worry about that kiss of death––being ranked No. 1 by the BCS Mad Hacker. I feel for Auburn – well, sort of, but not really. They are doomed but at least we know that heading into action for Week 9.
When asked last week, 46 of you volunteered to stand in Zultan’s shoes to predict winners starting In Week 10 (next week). Zultan was touched that so many were willing to take the bullet for the mighty one. More on that at the end of this article.
In order to test the waters , Zultan has invited a substitute soothsayer to make selections this week. The question is – will the guest prognosticator sent by the football gods be able to discern Zultan’s subtleties in picking winners?
He offers a clue to his identity:
“I am the first great 21st Century Seer, Michel Auguste Dupin. The masses who know of my mental acuity and follow my intricate machinations simply refer to me by my initials; they style me MAD. I think it rather fits, for if you pick against me, surely you must be insane!”
Zultan will allow MAD to make his picks without interruption or ridicule by the Mighty One, although the temptations will be there, rest assured. The Mad Ones selections will stand as if Zultan made them himself.
Click here to make your picks for Week 9 and see if you can send the “lean and hungry” Mad One back to the bleachers by surpassing him in picking winners.
Only ten of you by-passed Zultan in Week 8 by going 9-1. These very astute people along with the season-long leaders in outguessing the Mighty One will be listed at the end of this article.
As written by MAD:
Big Ten Game 1: Purdue Boilermakers at Illinois Fighting Illini
Illinois has improved their standing significantly since the start of the season.
Purdue (4-3, 2-1) was in the proverbial wrong place at the wrong time last week, getting thumped 49-0 by a hungry Ohio State team at the Horseshoe, a week after the Bucks suffered a stunning upset at the hands of Wisconsin.
Plus, in 2009 the Boilers upended the Buckeyes at home, 26-18. Classic double-whammy––saw this beat down coming from miles away.
While it’s easy to explain Ohio State’s motivations behind the pounding the ‘Makers took last weekend, 49-0 is 49-0. That doesn’t bode well as the Illini (4-3, 2-2) prepare to welcome Purdue to Champaign on Saturday. Illinois defended their house last week to the tune of a 43-13 rout of Indiana.
It’s tough to get worked up about this match up. Beyond the Big Ten rivalry, there is no real enmity here. And it’s not like we’re talking about a pair of traditional football powers.
If you’re a fan of either program and I’ve offended you, in the words of heavy metal band Suicidal Tendencies, “Maybe you need to be offended.” I’m just calling ’em like I see ’em.
In a match up between mediocre teams, momentum and home field advantage are frequently the deciding factors. Each favors the home-standing Illini.
Pick: Illinois
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